'Monday = Cleaning Day'
'I've been to local farm shop & stocked up on veggies for F so a night of steaming & blending is in order for me.'
'My delightful little monster just simultaneously sh*t and sicked all over me & my new jumper. Nappy free time is BANNED! #goodjobilovehim'
'Today has been a disaster. Went to Pizza Hut buffet & what should have been a 15 minute drive took 1hr 45mins! Then to top it off, no petrol!'
'My poor feet are aching. Me & F are going to have a bath with all his duckies then we are both going to have an early night!'
'Starting a baby first aid course today. I've read lots of tragic stories recently & want to make sure i could attempt to help F if I ever needed to.'
'Went for a meal with F, OH & lots of family tonight. F was exceptionally behaved & I was v. proud of him!'
'Took my 2y.o neice to Morrisons tonight. I told her off and she shouted 'Don't you swear at me lady!' at top of her voice! #embarassing'
'I'm taking F & my neice swimming today. Wish me luck, I think I'm going to need it!'
'Having Pizza Hut buffet for 2nd time this week. #fatty'
'I've been up nearly 2 hours and haven't done anything except cuddle my boy. Best way to spend time if you ask me! #cherishthemoments'
M&S chinese feast for dinner, followed by a gigantic slice of tart au citron... Yummy!'
'Sunday morning Morrisons shop with no make up is traumatic. I'm scaring the children #shockhorror'
'I'm watching #TheHotel with rose wine, tart au citron and snuggles with OH. Lovely evening.